Twenty-four inch pythons, Ten-inch penis, “not small” hands and penis, “small” opponents… Even outliers among the habitually spray-tanned will agree, both ‘men’ take “looking sun kissed” to mean “looking like fruit leather.”īoth Prone To Ridiculous Exaggerations About Their Proportions and the Proportions Of Others. Cats, flowers, fruit, pumpkins, safety equipment, and electrolyte restoring sports drinks are meant to be orange. Perhaps the most obvious and compelling similarity. This race will be referred to as the Dogans throughout the present report. Throughout this expose I will outline several pieces of available evidence. Trump and his political opponent, the rest of the world has caught on to some similarities between Donald and someone else…ĭonald Trump could be part of the same alien invasion force as Hulk Hogan. While the populace of the United States quarrels over the differences between Mr. Trump’s rise and possible impending election is somewhat concerning, but not for the reasons American readers might be thinking.
Being of the Canadian variety of foreigner (aka barely noticeably foreign to an American), Mr. You can watch all of “A Closer Look” from Thursday’s episode of “Late Night with Seth Meyers” in the video embedded at the top of this post.Donald Trump is running wild on United States politics, much to the bemused horror of many foreigners, such as myself. “Also, there’s a chance he doesn’t know what ‘scuttle’ means. You get a more specific answer from Gmail’s auto-reply,” Meyers quipped as this image appeared on screen:Īlso Read: Colbert Calls Trump a 'Horny Old Racist Who Likes Cheeseburgers More Than His Children' (Video) A lot of bad things can happen,” Trump said. Doesn’t mean - a lot of things can happen. Next up was a clip of Trump, at the same meeting as the previous clip, being asked if something might happen that would “scuttle” the summit. “But okay, let’s hear budding Nobel Laureate Donald Trump answer questions, in detail, about his upcoming summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.”Īlso Read: Kimmel Gives Us a Glimpse At Exactly How Bizarre a Trump Nobel Prize Nomination Would Be (Video) If he won a Nobel, his speech would be the first in history with an NC-17 rating,” Meyers joked. “And, again, diplomacy with North Korea is good, but this is still the same guy who wanted to ban Muslims, called Mexicans rapists, said we should kill the families of terrorists and said he wanted fewer immigrants from Africa and Haiti. Meyers then felt it was important to remind everyone that pretty much everything else Trump has said in the past couple years has been antithetical to what a Nobel Prize winner should theoretically represent. Shoo, space bug,’ ” Meyers said as an image of Rudy Giuliani appeared on-screen. ‘I want victory for the world against the space bugs. He sounds like a movie president fighting an alien invasion. “Victory for the world? He doesn’t sound like a Nobel Laureate. The prize I want is victory for the world.”Īlso Read: Colbert Clowns Trump for Saying Kim Jong-Un Was 'Excellent' to Those Americans He Imprisoned (Video)
You know what I want to do? I want to get it finished. “Late Night” played a clip of said question, with Trump’s puzzling response: “Everyone thinks so, but I would never say it. But now some people are taking it five steps further and insisting that Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, and he was asked about it yesterday at the White House,” Meyers said. And if the North and South manage to broker a peace deal with Trump’s help that would be historic. “Trump’s attempts at diplomacy with North Korea are a positive development. On Thursday’s episode of “Late Night,” Seth Meyers called Trump out for failing to even pretend to actually know what’s going on in a new edition of “A Closer Look.” But the situation with North Korea remains fluid because Donald Trump is, well, Donald Trump. The cavalcade of madness that has been this week in the Trump Administration did contain at least one positive item: the return of three Americans who had been imprisoned by North Korea.
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